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See you in Florida

Phillies Spring BaseballBy the time you read this I will already be dead... Wait, what?

No, I'm just kidding around so I hope the the celebration hasn't begun. at least not yet. Anyway, hopefully I will be in Clearwater, Fla. for a two-week stint writing about the World F. Champion Philadelphia Phillies beginning on Friday.

Should be fun.

As regular readers of this li'l dog-and-pony show know, we have written plenty about Clearwater, airports, security lines, the TSA threat level and Florida in the last 12 months, so don't look for any insight on that kind of stuff here. Last I heard all the staples were still down there: Lenny's, Frenchy's, Hooters, the ballpark, strip malls as far as the eye can see, and that bar where Cole Hamels got into a fight and broke his hand.

All open for business and all ready to serve.

Anyway, click here, here and here for old Clearwater stories. We were there for the World Series just a few months ago and had a blast.

Nevertheless, it's been a pretty quiet camp for the Phillies so far, which is a really good development. Is there anything better than a quiet camp four months removed from a World Series victory?

No. No way.

See you at the airport.

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Good idea, bad execution

Punto!Ed. note: This post was supposed to be a little ol' post here, but it turned into something bigger over at the CSN site. It's not all that different, just longer. The second biannual World Baseball Classic is in full swing, and already the disinterest and speculation over its relevance is palpable.

Or maybe not. I have yet to hear anyone say, "Hey, did you see that big play in the Mexico vs. South Africa game at the WBC?" In fact, I haven't heard anyone talk about the World Baseball Classic at all. I haven't read it in the blogs, either. It just doesn't seem to be gaining a foothold.

Certainly that's no knock on the WBC. After all, there is a veritable media saturation of sports, leagues, players and everything else that goes with it. Adding one more event into an already stuffed buffet is probably not the greatest of marketing plans.

Nevertheless, there are ways to spice up the WBC. For instance, it seems as if one's country of nationality is no deterrent for which team(s) a guy can play for. Look at Alex Rodriguez - he was born in New York, raised in Florida and was playing for the Dominican Republic. Nick Punto was born in San Diego, raised in Mission Viejo and is playing for Italy in the WBC.

In fact, Hawaiian Shane Victorino was approached to play for Italy before the first WBC in 2007. The odd thing about that is Victorino isn't Italian. He's Portugese, Asian and Polynesian. In other words, American. He was asked to play for Italy simply because his surname sounded Italian.

So that gives me an idea...

If A-Rod can play for the Dominican Republic and Punto for Italy, why not just hold a draft. Open it up for all the nations kind of like that sketch from "The Chappelle Show" and let the players join the team that claims them. Let David Ortiz play for Italy or David Wright for China.

Since players can seemingly play for any nation even if they aren't a citizen, just go ahead and make it All-Star tourney. Hey, if they are going to make a joke of the borders and citizenship, why not make a joke of the entire thing?

Better yet, why not just have trades? Say Mexico needs a left-handed bat at the top of the order - why can't they trade for Ichiro? Hey, if Nick Punto can play for Italy, Ichiro ought to be able to play for Mexico.

Right?

Perhaps the best reason why the WBC is just plain silly comes from one of this site's favorite topics, Curt Schilling. As jingoistic an American as there is, Schilling says he would turn down an invitation to play for the U.S. (or maybe Norway, too) in the WBC because it's not fair to the pitchers. In fact, Schilling wrote in his blog, "38 Pitches," that if he were a big-league GM he would not allow any pitchers on the 40-man roster to participate.

Schilling wrote:

... you just can't 'be ready' for until you are truly 'ready'. Until you've worked your pitch counts up, had a tough outing or two in the spring, stepping into a ML stadium full of fans ramps it to a whole new level.

If I were, and I know I am not, a GM I would have some sort of protection in contracts prohibiting any pitchers on my 40 man roster from participating.

I can't speak to position players because their lives and their preparation are so vastly different than pitchers, but I can tell you as a pitcher that the last thing on this planet I would want to do would be to be asked to go 'full tilt' (and make no mistake about it, what you are seeing from them is everything they have at that point) at this incredibly early time in the season.

So is the solution batting tees or batting practice pitchers? Should the WBC become just a glorified home run derby kind of like the one they have at the All-Star Game?

Maybe if they did it that way people would talk about it.

Nevertheless, the WBC seems to be one of those "good in theory, bad in execution" deals. Like Marxism.wa

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What did Orwell write about Facebook?

brian-dawkinsOK, where do we start on this fortnight of bad karma for the local football club? First the Eagles allowed Brian Dawkins - one of the top three most popular players in franchise history - to sign with Denver without so much as a token PR countermove to quell the overwhelming fan dischord.

Then Lito Sheppard was dealt for a fifth-round pick. Wide receiver Greg Lewis was dealt, too, though that one isn't much to get all worked up over. Still, in 43 Super Bowls, there is only one Eagle wide receiver to catch a touchdown pass and that receiver is Greg Lewis.

Meanwhile, cornerback Shawn Springs was brought in for a visit and trotted out before the local media only to sign with the Patriots. No worries there, either. The Eagles signed safety Sean Jones a couple of days later.

The biggest one might have come on Monday when Tra Thomas signed with Jacksonville. If Thomas didn't make it back to the fold, perhaps Jon Runyan will find work elsewhere next year, too.

But then things really started to get weird... like weirder than allowing Dawkins to split town without so much as lift to the airport or a hearty handshake to say, "Thanks for making us look good for 13 years."

Late last week the social advocacy group ACORN protested in front of owner Jeffrey Lurie's Main Line home. The telling part about that was not that the group claimed the team owed the city of Philadelphia $8 million in shared revenues from luxury boxes in a stadium that was blown to bits five years ago. Instead, it was odd that a group with ties to progressive politicians and social advocacy would target Lurie, who seems to have carved out a place for himself in the Democratic party and folks with ties to the group.

It sounded as if the groups Lurie wants to bind himself to are protesting. But maybe that's oversimplifying it a bit.

However, today, our friend John Gonzalez wrote a story for the Inquirer in which he tells the tale of Dan Leone, a game-day employee for the Eagles who was fired from his job for lamenting the departure of Dawkins on his Facebook page.

Seriously, Facebook. A social-media web site filled with jokes, silly pictures and friends having some not-so private private conversations.

Holy Big Brother!

Besides, the Eagles definitely have had worse seeds drawing a paycheck. Look at T.O. I never met either man, but I'll go out on a limb and say Leone is no Terrell Owens.

Anyway, Gonz's was picked up on some well-known web sites and blogs and the consensus seems to be that the Eagles can do whatever they want. Leone is a seasonal, at-will employee without much recourse if the team wants to tell him to go away.

It stinks and it's cold-hearted, but that's the way it is sometimes. It's especially head-shaking when the fact that Leone is handicapped with a neurological disorder called transverse myelitis and works with the aid of a wheelchair.

Not that his condition had anything to do with Leone's job performance or activities away from work.

Kulp over at The 700 Level sums it up nicely:

On one hand, you have a lifelong Eagles fan who not unlike so many others was crushed by the departure and simply made an emotional comment. Unfortunately, he fell into the technology's trap, utilizing politically incorrect terms in a public forum and associating it with his employer.

Still, firing the man? The reaction seems harsh, especially in light of everything that's been said about this organization over how it's treated its high profile employees, like Dawkins for instance. For a club that could sure use the good will right about now, it doesn't feel like the appropriate action. (Just to clarify, I'm not saying it isn't appropriate either, only that it doesn't feel right.)

Still... Facebook? Seriously? Wow. If people get fired from jobs because of what they put on their social-media pages, the unemployment rate in the country would be 95 percent.

C'mon... it's not like he tried to sneak a hoagie into the stadium -- oh yeah, people can do that now. Never mind.

The odd part, of course, is in an age where anyone with an opinion can create a blog, post on a message board, call in to a radio station or protest in front of the owner's mansion, why is it that the guy in wheelchair with a knee-jerk status update on Facebook gets the axe.

Sensitive much?

* In the interest of full disclosure, I'm in the process of stripping any color, vim or verve from my Facebook page. Heck, if Leone isn't allowed to have a personality and a job at the same time, maybe a little sacrifice is OK. I'll still be your friend though.

Besides, Facebook is so 2007.

All bets are off on Twitter, though. Tune in later and I'll tell you about my lunch...

Vegan tofu steaks again?

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Early September for the Mets?

alg_mets-paper-bagsAccording to reports, the battle for the fifth-starting position in the Phillies rotation has been pretty tight. That's a good thing considering there really isn't anything else going on at Camp WFC in Clearwater, Fla. this spring. Sure, John Mayberry Jr. is making a strong case to earn a spot on the 25-man roster, and the Phillies might need someone to replace Pedro Feliz and/or Chase Utley if the injuries aren't healed come Opening Night. But for the most part the only bit of intrigue comes from a bunch of guys hoping to get into about 32 games this season.

Veteran Chan Ho Park and lefty J.A. Happ are making strong cases to wrest the spot away from de facto leader Kyle Kendrick. In fact, no member of the trio vying for the only available opening in the starting rotation has allowed more than two runs all spring. Better yet, neither Park, Happ nor Kendrick has issued a walk all spring, while the lefty has eight strikeouts in eight innings pitched, while Park has five whiffs in seven innings pitched.

Kendrick has appeared in just one spring game so far, allowing a run and four hits in 2 2/3 innings.

Dark horse candidate Carlos Carrasco has pitched five innings in two outings,  but seems headed to Triple-A to start the season.

But while the battle for last starting spot for the Phillies' rotation has been a veritable battle royale, it has been the same on the other side of Florida where the New York Mets train.

Like the Phillies, the Mets also have an open competition for one spot in the rotation. And like the Phillies, three pitchers - Livan Hernandez, Tim Redding and ex-Phillie Freddy Garcia - are fighting it out in Grapefruit League action.

But that's where the comparison ends. On the Gulf Coast of Florida, the Phillies' trio has been pitching well and will give manager Charlie Manuel a few sleepless nights trying to figure out who the man will be.

But on the Atlantic Coast, the Mets' battle hasn't been nearly as intense. According to a story in The New York Times, the notion that the Mets could go outside of camp and sign a free agent (Pedro Martinez?) to take that spot is fair for speculation.

Quite telling is that despite the fact that Garcia has an ERA well over 20 runs per nine innings, Redding has been the hardest hit thus far. In an exhibition against the University of Michigan, Redding allowed five hits and five runs, including back-to-back homers, before being pulled with one out in the third inning.

Just think how rough it would have been if he was facing Ohio State.

Now to make matters worse, ace lefty Johan Santana has dealt with a little arm trouble through the early part of the spring.

Man, it seems as if it's September already for the Mets.

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Feeling the pinch

When the free-agency period opened in the NFL last week, the biggest name on the market was Albert Haynesworth. Last season for the Titans, Haynesworth went to his second straight Pro Bowl on the strength of 8½ sacks in 14 games.

Not bad, but not exactly Reggie White, either.

Meanwhile, in eight NFL seasons, Haynesworth has never played in 16 games and his Tennessee Titans teams have gone to the playoffs four times with high water mark an appearance in the 2002 AFC Championship game.

Again, good. Not spectacular.

Most notably, though, Haynesworth is best known for his violent acts on the field as opposed to his work as a defensive tackle. In 2006 he was suspended for ripping off the helmet of a Dallas Cowboys player so he could dish out a more violent stomping.

The victim, Andre Gurode, received 30 stitches near his right eye as well as blurred vision and headaches that lasted a month.

The bad behavior continued in 2008 when Haynesworth was fined for slamming running back Maurice Jones-Drew to the ground. That incident occurred after a training camp outburst in which Haynesworth kicked teammate Justin Hartwig in the chest before teammates could rush in to hold him back from dishing out more violence.

Nice guy, huh?

The icing on the cake was a warrant for Haynesworth's arrest in 2006 stemming from a traffic incident in Tennessee. The charges in the case were tossed by a judge because of a technicality.

So yeah, Haynesworth certainly has put his name out there for all to see. Though hardly the NFL's most well-known player or even its most notorious, Haynesworth apparently is talented enough on the field for the Washington Redskins - a team that charges its fans for parking and admission to summer training camp sessions - to sign him to a $100 million contract in which a league-record $41 million is guaranteed.

In other words, Haynesworth just might have received the best contract in the history of the NFL. He could go out and get injured tomorrow and still have $41 million on the way.

Top that, Power Ball.

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I have no clever title for this one

Barkley Jail BasketballI certainly have been bragging enough about it the past few days, but, yes, I got to stand on the roof of the Spectrum to watch the Harlem Globetrotters play the Washington Generals on Thursday afternoon. Apparently, it made the papers and everything.

Nevertheless, since a blog is supposed to be like the director's cut of the DVD (at least that's what I say it's supposed to be), I figured to fill in the blanks from the published version(s) of the Globetrotters outing.

Firstly, it was clear this wasn't the typical pro sporting event. Yeah, there was the whole roof bit and climbing out onto a catwalk before traversing a narrow ladder through an open hatch to get on top of the building, but I have never been asked to carry in part of the equipment for a Phillies, Eagles or Sixers game before. This time, as I was working my way up to the hatch, I was handed the net.

"Here's the net," someone said as I climbed. "Don't lose it."

The net? Yep, it was the net that had to be laced into the portable hoops already standing at either end of the roof.

A couple minutes later while just standing around and taking in the view before "Sweet Georgia Brown" started playing and all the capering began, Globie, the Globetrotters' mascot, chucked a snowball at me.

Seriously! The damn mascot!

Worse, it wasn't even a proper snowball... it was an ice ball. And, I bet the Globe-headed freak loaded it up with rocks before he threw it.

Needless to say, that mascot got his when he slipped and fell off an exhaust out-cropping aside of the court. The Globe Head went down like he was shot by a sniper, too. Serves him right.

Otherwise, Gonz pretty much nailed it, though there was one moment where I was laughing that obnoxious laugh of mine during the game and one of the Globetrotters looked at out of the corner of his eye with that, "What's with this dude?" look.

Good times.

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Elsewhere, Charles Barkley heads off for his three-day stint in jail following a night of drinking with Steve Urkel. Isn't that the way it always happens? ... A-Rod is going to get scoped and could miss six-to-nine weeks. Start your speculation about the source of the injury now. ... The new Neko Case record is very good. ... Terrell Owens was sent to Buffalo to finish out his NFL career. We'll have more on that in the latest edition of the Center City column, so get ready.

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Just Manny being coquettish

Yeah, Manny is out there. Forget wondering what color the sky is in that dude's world... I want to know which galaxy its in. Manny... /shakes head

Take a look.

Guy can hit though. He's truly a savant like Hoffman counting cards in Vegas.

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Pay, Eagles, Pay?

LurieCertainly Philadelphia sports fans have heard the song, "Fly, Eagles, Fly." It's a popular song in these parts on Sundays during football season. But this week protesters tailgated outside of team owner Jeffrey Lurie's Main Line mansion and sang, "Pay, Eagles, Pay." Only they weren't much in tune and gave the send-up of the team's fight song more of a chant vibe.

At least that's how the scene was described by the local press.

Apparently members of the social advocacy group ACORN had a few burgers and dogs outside of Lurie's manse in protest of what the claim is the team's refusal to pay approximately $8 million in fees to the City of Philadelphia from shared revenues in luxury boxes at Veterans Stadium.

In other words, ACORN wants the Eagles to pay the city the money it did not offer Brian Dawkins.

Bigger than that, ACORN is wants the football team, (recently valued at $1 billion by Forbes Magazine and currently $40 million under the salary cap according to team president Joe Banner) to pay up because Mayor Michael Nutter has promised budget cuts for some social services provided by the city.

So that $8 million the Eagles reportedly owe will go a long way, says ACORN.

According to the Philadelphia Inquirer:

Ian Phillips, the group's legislative director, said businesses and other entities owe the city millions.

"We could use that money to cut the budget shortfall," Phillips said. "We're going to be calling out other people who owe the city money. We're moving down the list."

Certainly it's more fodder for Lurie's critics during a week filled with some PR hits related to the team's personnel moves. Still, a team spokesperson told KYW radio that the amount the team owes is in dispute and the Eagles are awaiting a decision by an arbitrator to determine who much money the club owes.

Now here's the interesting thing about Lurie and ACORN. During the 2008 Presidential campaign Lurie reportedly donated $4,600 to then candidate Barack Obama. The interesting part about that is President Obama had an association with ACORN from his days as a community organizer in Chicago.

Lurie also has made $67,500 in federal campaign contributions dating back to 1984. Going back to late 2006, Lurie has made four donations of over $2,000 to Hillary Clinton and was a supporter of the current Secretary of State's presidential campaign.

So it sounds as if Lurie and the Eagles will pay the city its share of the luxury box revenues... the team just wants a judge to tell it how much.

Source: News Meat

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'... we all have to share the same pair of pants'

jimmyThis current group of Phillies really get around. Think about it... the TV commercials, the MVP Awards, the playoff runs and parades, as well as a the WFC. Always making speeches and always entertaining the fans.

But get this -- Jimmy Rollins became the third Phillie on the current roster to appear on Late Night with David Letterman, joining Ryan Howard and Cole Hamels. It surpasses the previous record of two set by John Kruk and Lenny Dykstra of the '93 Phils when they yucked it up with Dave.

Here's Jimmy and his Team USA WBC buddies:

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In 1981, Steve Carlton, Pete Rose and Mike Schmidt appeared in 7-Up commercials and Real People with co-host Fran Tarkenton.

OK, I made that last part up, though it illustrates a point... it's pretty sweet to live in the digital age, huh? Imagine if there was a proliferation of cable TV, and multimedia back during the first Golden Age of Phillies baseball... sure, Pete Rose would be able to handle himself well with the press. Say what you will about Rose, but give him credit where it's due -- the guy can tell some stories. Having had the chance to spend an afternoon with him in Las Vegas (I know!), Pete is a classic storyteller, if not one of the best ever in baseball.

Schmidt, though not in Rose's class, is always good for some stellar quotes or two. Just ask Pat Burrell about that.

But Carlton... sheesh! Thank goodness there was no Internet during his playing days. How would he handle playing in this era of baseball with guys like me trolling around. Good luck with that, Lefty.

Carlton, of course, famously did not speak to the press. If I have the story correct, the reason why he stopped talking to sportswriters about pitching a baseball had something to do with Conlin... that and taking himself waaaay too seriously.

But after having seen some of Carlton's media work over the last few years, he definitely did us all a favor. Besides. could you have imagined Carlton on the Mike Douglas Show.

Nope, me either.

Nevertheless, maybe Letterman will have an entire panel of Phillies on his show sometime the way he did with U2 this week. It could be rating gold ... in Philadelphia, at least.

Oh, and while we're posting clips, this one from Wednesday's Daily Show was awesome!

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Relying on the classics

The Washington Generals were due. Make that overdue. Big time. See, the Generals’ losing skid dated back to January of 1971 when Meadowlark Lemon missed a would-be buzzer beater that would have given his Harlem Globetrotters the victory.

Certainly a lot can happen in 38 years. Lifetimes are lived and eras of history are defined over less time. But losing streaks? Thirty-eight years? How could it be?

Oh, it be. Even with the accusations of point-shaving, some suspicious play and questionable calls, the Globetrotters always figured out a way to win during crunch time.

But the Harlem Globetrotters had never found themselves in the setting they were placed in during Thursday afternoon’s tough, 36-24, victory over the Generals. This time the ‘Trotters not only had to battle the wily Generals, but also the sunshine, a little ice and snow, stiff winds, slightly above-freezing temps, and, of course, heights.

Heights?

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Thinking up a master plan

Typically, the Eagles don’t bring in free agent players for a visit unless there is serious intent. Make that very serious. After all, when Joe Banner and the boys go fishing, they like ‘em in a barrel belly up.

Just aim and fire.

But it seems as if there is a new type of movement happening over there at One NovaCare Way. A sea change of sorts, if you will, though (to be fair) this is totally based on the events over the past few days.

First, Banner and the Eagles allowed seven-time Pro-Bowl safety Brian Dawkins to walk away after offering the 13-year veteran something that didn’t quite measure up to a two-year deal.

Then, cornerback Shawn Springs showed up in town, did a little chit-chat with the team’s brass and the local sporting press where it was revealed that the soon-to-be 34-year old corner might end up as a safety if he joined the Eagles.

Really?

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Globetrotters playing on the roof of the Spectrum and running the weave. It’s impossible to defend.

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Show time (here they come)

the_rootsPeople in my business don’t keep traditional hours. We get up late when everyone else is bustling around and knee-deep into their day, and we stay up late long past when everyone has gone off to sleep. Baseball hours, some call it. More like Vampire hours with slightly more negative ions.

Anyway, after the games end and the writin’ is all done, it’s time to unwind. Sometimes that means a TV show or two or some serious web surfin’.

The past two nights, however, I tuned into the new Jimmy Fallon show. Fallon, of course, is replacing Conan O’Brien, who is replacing Jay Leno, who, strangely, still will have a show. Apparently Jay is funny – his act is a hit in Branson.

But Jimmy Fallon was not the reason the Jimmy Fallon Show was intriguing. OK, that’s a lie… there was a bit of curiosity there, but we won’t get into that now. Maybe later. In the meantime, our curiosity was piqued by Fallon’s house band, the legendary Roots crew from South Philly.

The Roots are a pretty good reason to check into a tee-vee show. Not only are they really good, talented, interesting, funny and all of that, they are local.

South Philly in the…!

Anyway, media types are prone to hyperbole and labels and all of that. As such, I like to use those things when they are convenient and in this case, the general media consensus is that The Roots are the best hip-hop group in the history of the genre. Hey, absolutes, labels and whathaveyou are tricky things, but in this case, we’ll roll with it.

Who doesn’t love The Roots? Especially after this humorous bit with the host of the show:

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In Philly, the local media has correctly chronicled The Roots’ new gig. In fact, there was a now-dead link story on Philly.com about how gig with Fallon might have saved The Roots. I didn’t read it because the link disappeared into oblivion, but I get the premise. Times are tight and with the cutbacks and everything else, bands will have an especially more difficult time booking gigs. Luckily for The Roots, they will have a steady gig every night of the week.

Musicians (artists) just want to work. That's all... just some steady gigs.

On another note, Tariq “Black Thought” Trotter, the lyricist/MC of The Roots is the most-well known alum of Millersville University out here in the hinterlands of Lancaster, Pa.

Think about that: Black Thought of the legendary Roots, the greatest hip-hop group ever (yep, using what they give me) and now featured on a network television program went to Millersville.

And how have the local press reacted out here in Lancaster?

(crickets)

Yes, they’re staying on top of all the trends in Lancaster. Good work.

Taking the points (and going to the bank) Generally, I’m not a gambling man (other than with my life), but I made a bet on a sporting event scheduled for Thursday.

Yes, I am betting against the Globetrotters.

Actually, let’s clarify that: Our favorite writer, John Gonzalez, was kind enough to give me the Generals and 25 points. And though the ‘Trotters have lost just two games since 1962, my guess is they aren’t as good against the spread.

It’s almost too easy…

*** New Center City is coming tonight. Be ready.

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Sweet Georgia Brown is it ever cold out there!

meadowlark_lemonThe Harlem Globetrotters were supposed to play a game atop the Spectrum today, but the snow, ice and frigid temps forced a postponement to Thursday afternoon at 1:30 p.m. Still, the Globbies are back in town and a ballgame on the roof of the old arena is very apt. I haven't seen the money line on this game yet, but I'm going with the 'Trotters and giving the points. They have been on a roll lately.

Anyway, when I was in first grade the first pro basketball game I ever saw was when the Globetrotters had their way with the hometown Washington Generals at the Cap Centre. I have to admit that I was initially torn about whether to root for the Generals or the Globbies. I was, if anything, loyal to my hometown. However, after watching Meadowlark Lemon and Curly Neal run roughshod all over the Generals, my allegiance was completely on the Harlem side.

In fact, I was so taken with the Globetrotters that day I went back to school the next and boasted that the defending NBA Champs, the Washington Bullets, wouldn't be able to keep up with Harlem in a seven-game series.

No way.

I didn't care that the Bullets had Elvin Hayes and Wes Unseld up front - not with Meadowlark draining half-court shots from behind his back, Curly sliding all over the hardwood while keeping his dribble and then that bucket-of-confetti bit.

C'mon, Unseld might grab every board, but what's he going to do when they bring out that bucket? Besides, what team can defend that magic circle?

Needless to say, we're pretty excited to see the Spectrum roof game, despite a few concerns. Namely, what happens if the ball rolls off the roof? Or what happens if a player dives for a loose ball and his momentum carries him over the edge?

Big issues, folks.

So while we worry about the nuances of gravity, check out this SNL bit on groundbreaking ballplayer Sweet River Baines, the first African-American to play for the Globetrotters.

Take a look:

Hartman was everywhere in that sketch...

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It's not personal, it's just business

It’s really a ridiculous phrase if you stop and think about it. Actually, it’s one of those idioms that is an established part of our lexicon that results in solemn nods or resigned shoulder shrugs whenever someone lays it out there.

Well, it’s just business.

What in the name of Gordon Gecko does that mean?

Apparently, it means anything goes. It means if the world is a rat race then it’s OK to be a rat. It means Tessio is going to have to go for a ride with Tom Hagen and he’s not going to be able to talk his way out of it.

“Tell Mikey it’s just business, it’s not personal.”

Maybe if Bernie Madoff or AIG would have trotted out a line from The Godfather, things could have turned out better. Or maybe if those big execs with all the bailout money who rolled into Washington in private planes to take a Congressional beatdown would have said, “Yes Congressman, it is wasteful, but it’s business, you know.”

Business like AIG losing (poof!) $61 billion in three months before collecting a cool $30 billion from me and you via the folks we elected.

Apparently sports is a business, too. For instance, look at baseball – MLB commish Bud Selig took home $18.35 million last year while his game raked in $6.5 billion in revenues yet still laid off a bunch of employees.

You know, just business.

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The bench? We're talkin' 'bout the bench

Allen Iverson was many things during his decade-long stop in Philadelphia. Aside from his inspiring play on the court – and uninspiring penchant for practice (Yes, indeed, we are talkin’ ‘bout practice) – Iverson was a proud man. A “warrior” as he liked to call himself. Practice?

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Nevertheless, it appears as if time and injury are starting to creep up on ol’ Alley I, but then again, if we’re all lucky it will catch up with us too. However, in this case, Iverson might be relegated to coming off the bench for the Detroit Pistons when he returns to the lineup from a back ailment.

Practice and the bench, too?

According to a story on freep.com, the Pistons are doing quite well without “The Answer.” Moreover, it sounds like he ought to get used to substituting in when he returns.

"I think he's going to fit right in," Coatesville’s Richard Hamilton told freep.com."It's a tough role for him because I know it was a tough role for me.

"So I think he will be great. We're going to cheer for everybody and do everything possible to win games."

Iverson threw a hissy fit when ex-Sixers coach Maurice Cheeks wanted to slowly work him back into the lineup from the bench a few seasons back. In one of his better known (but not a top 10) rants, Iverson laid out his resume to criticize Cheeks’ plan to use him as a sixth man.

In the end, Iverson got what he wanted – he started, squeezed off his shots and then got dealt to Denver…

And when that honeymoon ended quicker than anticipated, Iverson landed in Detroit.

Though it sounds as if the honeymoon is coming to a quick end in Detroit, too. According to a freep.com story, Detroit fans will likely give louder cheers to ex-Piston Chauncey Billups than their new sixth man, A.I.

*** OK, another Dawkins thing:

It could have been worse – the Eagles could have given him an empty golf bag on his way out.

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Sir Chuck of the 19th Hole

july14_barkley_299x299We're going Dawk free from here for awhile. In the future we'll get all indignant about those one-year offers, but not now. Instead, here comes Sir Charles of the Links... Sir Chuck of the 19th Hole.

Yes, it's true. Charles Barkley is in rehab. No, not that rehab, but instead a rehab for one of the most atrocious and offending elements of his public persona.

Yes, Sir Chuck is working on getting that golf swing solved.

Here's the thing about that - Barkley's swing is/was so bad that it wasn't as if he could head down to the local driving range and hook up with a pro to iron out things. It was just a horrendous physical act - more like a dry heave in the middle of a hiccup - that anything else. The fact is, Barkley's swing defied biology, chemistry and his drinking buddy, Steve Urkle, who we imagine has a smooth stroke -- he probably has the weight distribution and everything down cold. Won't move his head either. Laser focus.

So because it was too far gone for any common remedy, Barkley brought out the big guns. With the Golf Channel's cameras rolling, the ex-Round Mound of Rebound turned Rotund Master of the Mic, sought out the help of swing doctor, Hank Haney.

For the uninformed, Hank Haney is no typical golf coach. Nope, not at all. When Tiger Woods needs to figure out why his drives are going just 300 yards and slightly right of center, he dials up Haney to get him squared away.

So undoubtedly, Haney must be able to help a lost cause like Chuck, right?

Take a look:

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Brian Dawkins loved Philly back

It wasn’t supposed to end this way. Not here. Not with Brian Dawkins. Not with the very image of what diehard Eagles’ fans believed to be the embodiment of their passion.

For the rank-and-file, Dawkins wasn’t something as trite as the “heart and soul” of the team. He was bigger than that. Instead, Dawkins was the player fathers pointed out to their sons:

“You see No. 20… That’s how you play the game.”

Yeah, Brian Dawkins was much more important to the Eagles than they could ever imagine. Quite simply, he represented us. The best part was that Dawkins knew it and yet never took it for granted. He saw those No. 20 jerseys out there and realized that it wasn’t just mere fodder for his ego, but a responsibility to give the people as much love as they gave him. As the X-Men’s pal Spider-Man was always reminded: “With great power comes great responsibility.”

That sentence wasn’t cartoonish or just a mantra for comic book heroes. It was a call to arms for Dawkins. It was a code to live by and the result of it was a 13-year love affair with the people of Philadelphia.

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