John Finger used to be a sportswriter for a large company in Philadelphia that is only a shell of itself now. He does other stuff, too. For instance, he will write stuff for you if you pay him, and he runs marathons. He’ll do that for free. In addition to marathon running, John also enjoys punk rock, books and movies as well as debunking myths and goofing off. Often, he has trouble paying attention to things that are not funny.
John attended J.P. McCaskey High School in Lancaster, Pa. as well as Temple University in Philadelphia. He lives in Lancaster, Pa.